Benjamin Spall: Wink murder

Benjamin Spall lives to laugh. He does little else.

Born in 1876, Benjamin found it difficult to take any given situation seriously from a young age – successfully swapping Facebook details with the duty nurse at birth while at all times being able to joke about his modesty.

After becoming a very popular character at an all girls school throughout his teenage years, Benjamin joined the Army in 1893 and wasn’t seen or heard of again until 2009.

Upon his youthful reappearance among the social elite, Benjamin discovered the world wide internet. After exhausting half the internet had to offer, Benjamin stumbled upon a website describing the antics of a wonderful young lady called Belle de Jour. Benjamin had an idea.

In November 2009 benjaminspall.com became the home of Only Logical, a website compromising of commentaries and compositions written on a semi-regular basis. Only Logical, as a title, is taken from lyrics within a song called Obstacle 1 by the American band Interpol.

NB. Little, if any, of the above is true. Apart from the laughing part. That’s true.