December 2009

2010: January to March

In a totally unashamed take on David Mitchell’s column in today’s Observer, over the next four articles I shall compile a look into the future. What does 2010 hold for us? Will the world end? Is it only just beginning? How many flashes of Gaga’s Gaga will we be subjected to this year? Find out

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The climate may be doomed, but the pandas will march on

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I don’t care for important, long-winded news stories. I know I should care. I know I should turn on Sky News, see the report on screen concerning the Copenhagen Summit or Iraq Inquiry, and sit down listening intensely for the entirety of the report until my intellect is so huge I’m late for work due

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It’s the 32nd December, 9:68am

We never learn. Waking up bright and early Tuesday morning I was distraught to discover that it was December 1st. The first of December. 01/12/09. In summary; THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS. Where did 31st November go? I thought I had one more day, just one more day before the pissing tide of Christmas joy

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